Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Me: Math.

I wish you’d never left…

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

"Maybe this world is another planet’s hell."


Aldous Huxley (via im-simply-me)

(Source: theunquotables)

clilclos:

my room is a mess and so is my life

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: courfff)